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The 63rd Rule Twilight Edition by MasterPlanner The 63rd Rule Twilight Edition by MasterPlanner
Done for the lulz after ~Makayo suggested in the Complaints Tavern that I draw this. Otherwise, self-explanatory.

Artwork by :iconmasterplanner:

Characters copyrighted to :iconstepheniemeyerplz:. I don't own them. Thank Kira.

But no seriously. How popular would the Twilight series have been if it was about a beautiful but creepy and abusive female vampire stalking a plain teenage human boy? And the boy actually committed to the crazy bitch because he's omg in love?
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HussarDragoon Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
LOL good one.  This just made me think of an awesome idea. Rule 63 Twilight otaku edition. Where one guy must choose between a kitsune and a succubus(Like
Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers.).
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :la:
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:iconhussardragoon:
HussarDragoon Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
You're welcome.
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The-Exiled-Draco Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hahahaha!
Nice
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :la:
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PenumbranWolf Featured By Owner May 16, 2012
I'd have read it...
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yeah, but it would just be the same sparkly crap with the genders switched. =p

Thanks for commenting! :la:
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lazyold5ool Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
nah and you may find this particularly male thinking but...cold pussy excellent place for beer storage and good way to make him last longer
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:noes: Oh no, Edwina Cullen would never put a beer bottle up there; she's a pure innocent virgin who's saving it for marriage, don'tcha know. :nod:

Thanks for commenting! :la:
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Chicaraai Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
! lol and why in gods name would you put that FACE in your comments? Dx i dont like pictures of bella-i mean meyers *cough*
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting!

...Well, if I draw fanart I'm kind of obligated to acknowledge that someone else invented the characters. :B
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:iconchicaraai:
Chicaraai Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
welcome. i really do like it XD

but why a picture X.X XD sorry she kind of creeps me out a little bit :( but nevermind.
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jiskistasta Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
... I'd read that.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :la:
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Sailor-Aoki Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Edward (Edwina?) makes a cute girl
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
That's because Edward already is a girl :lmao:

Thanks for commenting! :la:
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Sailor-Aoki Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol and yw
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Sonicfan333 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
The more I think about it, I think the series may actually have been better if it had been Rule 63ed...

...and, you know, if an actual good author wrote it. >_>

Yup... *goes to find a fanfic with this premise* :paranoid:
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everhearted Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
I agree with you. *also searches fanfiction.net*
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everhearted Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
found one!
[link]
Isabella (Bella) Swan is Isaac Swan, and Edward Cullen is the same.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :la:

:iconlolowlplz:
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:iconsonicfan333:
Sonicfan333 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
You're welcome. :D

And I couldn't find said fanfic. :iconcryforeverplz:





yet
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Firework-Sparks Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010
HAHAHAHA. Beath that, Twilight :D.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D
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RS-Kyra Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Student Photographer
HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAAHAHA. EPIC.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D
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Hoshiria Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
this is the real twilight. rob pattison HIMSELF said that bella was the man in the relationship. [twilight movie audio commentary]

still, this reminds me of my twilight parody that i will be publishing soon. it's a total rule 63.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
:lol:! I really did not know that, having never seen the movie let alone bought the DVD with audio commentary.

I'd really like to read that! :lmao:

Thanks for commenting! :D
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Hoshiria Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
i was a fan of the book...then i read other vampire books....then i read the anita blake series...and house of night.....

*faints from lack of strong heroines*

i should have the cover page for it up tonight.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
*faints from lack of strong heroines*

I think that's why I prefer science fiction: [link]
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Hoshiria Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
lol. cruel but true...oh so true....

but then again, sailor moon has endured somehow.... [big SM fan but still look at it with critical eyes]
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3-Minute-Noodles Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2010
I laughed. It's even more hilarious when you realize that Edward is basically hunting down other cougars in Washington.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D

Indeed! :iconironyplz:
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Dragonastra Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010
You know, I've realized recently that there are no good female vampires as main characters. Sure, you can argue House of Night series's Zoey Redbird, but she sucks too. She's supposed to be responsible, and then she loses all her friends and boyfriends (yes, the plural on boyfriend is on purpose).

But nevertheless, there are no good female vampires that I've seen. It's always the male ,and it's always the girl who is "omfg badboy iminlove". Why can't it be the guy?
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D

(I have not read that series... :paranoid:)
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Dragonastra Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
You're welcome!

(Don't. It's bad. It's pretty bad.)
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
(Okay, I won't. :nod: I did hear it was far better than :icontwilightplz: though...)
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Dragonastra Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
(It's better than Twilight, but it's still a crappy book series. I don't understand how people like it... I get the feeling it's a guilty pleasure thing, like some people have with Twilight)
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
(I think so too. :nod: Guilty pleasures for teenage girls.)
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Dragonastra Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
(Why are we talking in parentheses? Eh, whatever... I'm sick and tired of guilty pleasure books...)
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
I don't know! :noes: Yeah, if only someone attempted to write great literature again...
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LexLight92 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010
Cool! :D
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D
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LexLight92 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010
You're welcome! ;)
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Makayo Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:iconimhappyplz: I totally forgot that you were going to do that.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconimnothappyplz: but thanks for commenting! :D
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Alicia-x-Itachi Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:iconmegaepicwinplz:

It's Barry and Edwina!
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D
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anacsadder Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
Edward isn't robbing the cradle, Bella is robbing the grave. :XD:
Or does that make Twilight creepier? :hmm:
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Either way it's damned creepy. :no: Thanks for commenting! :D
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