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Stamp 03 by MasterPlanner Stamp 03 by MasterPlanner
"I am completely immune to the allures of guys with creepy-pale, shimmering skin and golden eyes...oh wait." -- The Master Planner

So far, 15 separate people have asked me to go see the Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, New Moon, or Twilight movies with them. Some have asked more than once.

And I always tell them: ":| If I wanted to see a guy with unnaturally pale skin and golden eyes...I'd stay home and watch my Star Trek DVDs."

[link]

And they never get it :no:

Wow, I'm surprised at all the positive reaction (aka I haven't received any flames yet from pedwardbear-humpers). I think that's because I always meant for this stamp to be as much a pro-Star Trek and pro-Data stamp as it is an anti-Twitard one. If you want undiluted anti-Twilight venom, there's the work of the ubiquitous ~Persnicketese and even my own Stamp 02. I'm just pointing out, in an amusing way, that unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys weren't invented by Stephanie Meyer. Not even unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys who are also jealous, abusive, selfish, overly emotional, and manipulative (see: [link] )

Anywhoo.

Stamp template used: [link]
Inspired by: [link] , [link]
Screencap of Data from: [link]
See also: [link]
Data (c) to Roddenberry, Paramount

edit: Slowed down the animation with a little help from *stayka. Now you can actually read the goddamn thing :lol:
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:iconbraindamage-1990:
Critique by braindamage-1990 Mar 12, 2010, 3:09:59 AM
Overall a very nice stamp. I really really like it. For a first try (or third?) in animating this turned out very good. I especially like the lighting effect at the corners. The only thing I have to say is off, is the speeding. There is way too much text after the picture of Lore or is it Data? I don't know, XD, but either divide the text into two frames or leave that one frame on a bit longer.

Why the hell is there a 100 word Minimum for a critique. That wasn't here last time... or was it?
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Mmmm critique.

Alright. Firstly, I would like to say that the overall quality of this stamp seems to be dragged down by something. The font is blurred, and the colours on the picture are not as rich as they should be.

The size of the font is good, and it is easy to read. The speed of the animation is a nice pace. Everything is nicely centred flows well.

However, I would also recommend making the edges outside the border transparent, as it would give the stamp a more put together look. Also, this critique is now diamonds. (I needed more words :giggle:)
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:iconvinchinderlous:
Vinchinderlous Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
OMG IS THAT DATA FROM STAR TREK?? I LOVE HIM!! :D
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting :icondatalaplz:
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:iconvinchinderlous:
Vinchinderlous Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
no no, thank you for sexy data :love: XD
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:icongingerbered:
gingerbered Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love this!!!!!!! o mi gods this is perfect xD
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconchrystalk114:
ChrystalK114 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Super human strength, speed, and senses...

 

Me: :unimpressed:

 

Pale, cold and shimmering skin...

 

Me: :roll:

 

Golden eyes...

 

Me: It's dumb Edward Cullen, again...:facepalm:

 

*picture of Data pops up*

 

Me: :?:

 

what? You thought I was talking about Edward Cullen?!

 

Me:  O_o :rofl: YAY, DATA!

 

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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconchrystalk114:
ChrystalK114 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I had to! It cracked me up when I found out it was Data!
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:iconrosey-mae:
Rosey-Mae Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I was totally not expecting Data to appear. :XD: I love this guy!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconts-animalgirl:
ts-animalgirl Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student General Artist
this is a great way to wind up twilight fans. I laughed when I saw you were talking about Data! LOVE IT!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconthelonleyassassin:
TheLonleyAssassin Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
Hell yeah! Go team data! Star trek rules!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconsongofdiscord:
SongOfDiscord Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
Neat stamp!

Three cheers for Star Trek. And Data.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconthegothicwriter:
TheGothicWriter Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I can already see the Twihards coming for you.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Surprisingly enough, the response was overwhelmingly positive. :lol:

Thanks for commenting! :la:
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:iconmenollysagittaria:
MenollySagittaria Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, I was thinking this while re-watching Star Trek episodes on Netflix. We're into the second season :P
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconmarissasunshine:
MarissaSunshine Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sad how those people didn't get the joke. Where are the Trekkies anymore? :no:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:

:iconidunnololplz:
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:iconmarissasunshine:
MarissaSunshine Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
XD I gotta comment...tis a habit
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
That's great, I (as well as lots of other artists) wish people would comment more. :la:
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:iconmarissasunshine:
MarissaSunshine Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yeah a LOT of artists require comments so I make sure I comment as much as possible before faving. Kinda a dA rule, or an unspoken one. But faves are like comments to me, so when someone faves, I'm like "Somebody noticed it! :D" Comments are treasured, too.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yeah, I certainly wouldn't require comments or yell at people to comment before faving, but I do appreciate when I do get one! :D
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animegirl672 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!!!!!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:

(I am amazed by the continuing and favorable response to this stamp after all these years! Just goes to show that Star Trek is still great, and Twilight is still crappy!)
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animegirl672 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
No probs~

(XDD I hear that! This is an awesome stamp, because it kinda proves that point)
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millylove1098 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:facepalm:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconmillylove1098:
millylove1098 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Data!!!
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Writer
This stamp made me laugh out loud. Data's such a great character . . . and so well acted.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Writer
:icondatalaplz: I shall use this plz, now!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:icondatalolplz:
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:icondragontygress:
DragonTygress Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My gosh, I never noticed that similarity between them until I saw this stamp... I love you. I mean seriously, this is great. ^^
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :D
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:icondragontygress:
DragonTygress Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
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:iconsnowstoat:
SnowStoat Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like this stamp!!!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks! :la:
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:iconsnowstoat:
SnowStoat Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No problem. :)
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:iconwolfstale:
WolfsTale Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I officially love you xD
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconiloveyoutooplz:
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:iconwolfstale:
WolfsTale Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Best Stamp ever <3
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:iconbloodyrake:
BloodyRake Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I do have pale, cold skin. But not dazzling. o____O
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
You'll have to give up your dreams of romance with mopey high school bookworms and hot blonde security officers then. :B

Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
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:iconbloodyrake:
BloodyRake Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Lol, anytime!
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UnsangDisgrace Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D awesome shit :meow:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks :icondatalaplz:
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