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March 11, 2010
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Stamp 03 by MasterPlanner Stamp 03 by MasterPlanner
"I am completely immune to the allures of guys with creepy-pale, shimmering skin and golden eyes...oh wait." -- The Master Planner

So far, 15 separate people have asked me to go see the Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, New Moon, or Twilight movies with them. Some have asked more than once.

And I always tell them: ":| If I wanted to see a guy with unnaturally pale skin and golden eyes...I'd stay home and watch my Star Trek DVDs."


And they never get it :no:

Wow, I'm surprised at all the positive reaction (aka I haven't received any flames yet from pedwardbear-humpers). I think that's because I always meant for this stamp to be as much a pro-Star Trek and pro-Data stamp as it is an anti-Twitard one. If you want undiluted anti-Twilight venom, there's the work of the ubiquitous ~Persnicketese and even my own Stamp 02. I'm just pointing out, in an amusing way, that unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys weren't invented by Stephanie Meyer. Not even unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys who are also jealous, abusive, selfish, overly emotional, and manipulative (see: [link] )


Stamp template used: [link]
Inspired by: [link] , [link]
Screencap of Data from: [link]
See also: [link]
Data (c) to Roddenberry, Paramount

edit: Slowed down the animation with a little help from *stayka. Now you can actually read the goddamn thing :lol:
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Overall a very nice stamp. I really really like it. For a first try (or third?) in animating this turned out very good. I especially like the lighting effect at the corners. The only thing I have to say is off, is the speeding. There is way too much text after the picture of Lore or is it Data? I don't know, XD, but either divide the text into two frames or leave that one frame on a bit longer.

Why the hell is there a 100 word Minimum for a critique. That wasn't here last time... or was it?
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Mmmm critique.

Alright. Firstly, I would like to say that the overall quality of this stamp seems to be dragged down by something. The font is blurred, and the colours on the picture are not as rich as they should be.

The size of the font is good, and it is easy to read. The speed of the animation is a nice pace. Everything is nicely centred flows well.

However, I would also recommend making the edges outside the border transparent, as it would give the stamp a more put together look. Also, this critique is now diamonds. (I needed more words :giggle:)
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gingerbered Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love this!!!!!!! o mi gods this is perfect xD
MasterPlanner Jan 16, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
ChrystalK114 Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Super human strength, speed, and senses...


Me: :unimpressed:


Pale, cold and shimmering skin...


Me: :roll:


Golden eyes...


Me: It's dumb Edward Cullen, again...:facepalm:


*picture of Data pops up*


Me: :?:


what? You thought I was talking about Edward Cullen?!


Me:  O_o :rofl: YAY, DATA!


MasterPlanner Jan 4, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
ChrystalK114 Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I had to! It cracked me up when I found out it was Data!
Rosey-Mae Dec 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I was totally not expecting Data to appear. :XD: I love this guy!
MasterPlanner Dec 12, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
ts-animalgirl Nov 9, 2013  Student General Artist
this is a great way to wind up twilight fans. I laughed when I saw you were talking about Data! LOVE IT!
MasterPlanner Nov 9, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for commenting! :icondatalaplz:
Hell yeah! Go team data! Star trek rules!
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