Virginia Shelley
Artist | Professional | Artisan Crafts

United States

"Always be comic in a tragedy. What the deuce else can you do?" -- G. K. Chesterton

Welcome to the Master Planner's homepage! Who is the Master Planner, you ask? I am a thinker, an artist, a lover of punk rock and alternative music, a fan of anime and manga, a South Park Republican, a black belt in google-fu, a science fiction fan, an Ottophile, a Thrawnaholic, a Soldier of Loki's Army, a crocheter, an appreciator of all good food, a raconteur, a storyteller, ultimately quite ordinary, a card-carrying member of the vast religious right-wing conspiracy.

Listed in no particular order, and if you disagree you're a terrible person. ^j/k

Things that are win:

Me
Doctor Octopus
Light Yagami
Eric Cartman
Stewie Griffin
Sylar
Isley of the North
Sousuke Aizen
Lelouch Lamperouge
Lore...and Data too
Spock
Rorschach
Ozymandias
Mace Windu
Darth Vader
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Ivan Braginski
Colonel Miles Quaritch
Lord Havelock Vetinari
Shizuo Heiwajima
Loki Laufeyson
Princess Azula
Princess Luna
Rainbow Dash
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Tyrion Lannister
Stannis Baratheon

deviantart.com
deviantart's Complaints Forum
tvtropes.org
Motivational poster parodies
failblog.org
epicwinftw.com
regretsy.com
lmgtfy.com
urbandictionary.com
Team Fortress 2
Shakespeare
Byron
Marlowe
Dickens
Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Glenn Beck
Stan Lee
Frank Miller
T.S. Eliot
C.S. Lewis
G.K. Chesterton
J.R.R. Tolkien
Isaac Asimov
Stephen King
Alfred Molina
Tom Hiddleston
Benedict Cumberbatch
Classically trained British actors who come to America to play assholes and/or villains
Brent Spiner
Zachary Quinto
Linkin Park
My Chemical Romance
AFI
Blue October
Spider-Man 2
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Wars
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Law & Order
Legend of the Seeker
Hetalia Axis Powers
Claymore
Death Note
the Borg--resistance is futile
emoticons
stamps
stamps with emoticons
crocheting
chocolate pocky
Oreos
Nutella
The Lazor Collection

Things that are fail:

Venom and all his spawn
L Lawliet
Mello, Matt and Near
Twilight
Naruto
Bleach filler episodes
Avatar
Stephanie Meyer
Joe Quesada
Unnecessary movie remakes, sequels, and franchise reboots
Hannah Montana (and her one hit wonder dad)
Ke$ha
Lady Gaga (for the most part)
Justin Bieber (but really, everyone stop making fun of her)
Michael Moore
Chris Crocker
Teruchan
Political correctness
Social-justice warriors aka slacktivists
Paris Hilton
Celebrities that have nonstop media coverage despite not having any actual singing or acting talent
Celebrities and regular people who give their kids weird, half-assed, unusually spelled names in an attempt to prove how hip and cool they are
Britney Spears
High School Musical
The Jonas Brothers
Idiots in general
Tofu
Health food in general for that matter
Spider-Man 3
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Wars prequels...well, the first two
Green Goblin
"reality" television
Television shows about the prooooooblems of the young, bored, and rich
Camwhores
dArama
dA members who whine and threaten to leave the site
The new cake badges (they're a lie)
Furries, wolfaboos, sparkledogs, et cetera
Yo momma
You

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