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Dresden Petal Handbag by MegMcMuffin

Okay, let's see about this... First off, the sewing job looks very good. The seams and lining look as tight, even, and secure as they s...

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Thoughts on Peter Capaldi? 

31 deviants said Let's just wait and see. :nod:
23 deviants said He'll be just as good as anyone else. :la:
6 deviants said He's going to be the best Doctor! :eager:
4 deviants said But is he going to swear tho :censored:
1 deviant said I don't think he can ever be the Doctor. :no:

Commissions Closed/August 2014 Status

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 23, 2014, 8:56 PM
  • Mood: Pain
  • Listening to: Under Pressure - Queen/David Bowie
  • Reading: The Fellowship of the Ring - JRR Tolkien
Death by Scarecrow--StampsLoki stamp no.4 by sternenstaunerCrochet Stamp by UnicornReality
Cumbercollective by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeData stamp by KellatrixLoyalty Stamp by genkistamps

requests: closed
trades: closed
commissions: open

Commissions Policies:
Frequently Asked Questions:

You know what, fuck jetpacks, fuck flying cars. I want wings goddamnit. Like Warren Worthington on X-men. Big fuck-off wings, wings that'd make it impossible for me to ever use public transport again. I don't care if they're feathery organic things grown out of my own shoulder bones or some big batman gadget thing strapped to my body.

I want wings.

Notice: Commissions are now closed until further notice, and work on orders is currently on hold. My apologies; I am still recovering from fractures to my hip and fingers sustained when a truck hit me recently.

If you do not have a pending commission order with me, please consider helping with my hospital bills and medication costs by buying one of the items I have ready for sale, which you can see below.

Thanks to all of you for your patience, understanding, well wishes, and support.

Commissions List!

GabbyBob: Full sized humanoid plush. Full payment made.
EdgarMcMillan: OC miniplush. Full payment made.
Emberfall0507: OC minipony. Full payment made.

Ask me about buying my set of four miniplush Doctors! Each are jointed and very detailed, at about 6" tall. :icondaleklaplz:

tenth doctor miniplush by MasterPlannereleventh doctor miniplush by MasterPlannerthat's the twelfth fucking doctor to you, son by MasterPlanner

(not shown: the Ninth Doctor, a tumblr exclusive… )

Or if madmen in blue phone boxes aren't for you, how about a high-functioning sociopath and a tiny assassin?

a study in wool by MasterPlanner

Or you can ask me about buying my giant-sized Princess Luna plush. :iconlunalaplz:

Lunaplushie 2.0 by MasterPlanner

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Virginia Shelley
Artist | Professional | Artisan Crafts
United States
"Always be comic in a tragedy. What the deuce else can you do?" -- G. K. Chesterton

Welcome to the Master Planner's homepage! Who is the Master Planner, you ask? I am a thinker, an artist, a lover of punk rock and alternative music, a fan of anime and manga, a South Park Republican, a black belt in google-fu, a science fiction fan, an Ottophile, a Thrawnaholic, a Soldier of Loki's Army, a crocheter, an appreciator of all good food, a raconteur, a storyteller, ultimately quite ordinary, a card-carrying member of the vast religious right-wing conspiracy.

Listed in no particular order, and if you disagree you're a terrible person. j/k

Things that are win:

Doctor Octopus
Light Yagami
Eric Cartman
Stewie Griffin
Isley of the North
Sousuke Aizen
Lelouch Lamperouge
Lore...and Data too
Mace Windu
Darth Vader
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Ivan Braginski
Colonel Miles Quaritch
Lord Havelock Vetinari
Shizuo Heiwajima
Loki Laufeyson
Princess Azula
Princess Luna
Rainbow Dash
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Tyrion Lannister
Stannis Baratheon
Malcolm Tucker
deviantart's Complaints Forum
Motivational poster parodies
Team Fortress 2
Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Glenn Beck
Stan Lee
Frank Miller
T.S. Eliot
C.S. Lewis
G.K. Chesterton
J.R.R. Tolkien
Isaac Asimov
Stephen King
Alfred Molina
Tom Hiddleston
Benedict Cumberbatch
David Tennant
Patrick Stewart
Peter Capaldi
Classically trained British actors who come to America to play assholes and/or villains
Brent Spiner
Zachary Quinto
Linkin Park
My Chemical Romance
Blue October
Spider-Man 2
Star Trek: First Contact

Star Wars
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Law & Order
Legend of the Seeker
Hetalia Axis Powers
Death Note
the Borg--resistance is futile
stamps with emoticons :bucktooth:
chocolate pocky
The Lazor Collection

Things that are fail:

Venom and all his spawn
L Lawliet
Mello, Matt and Near
Bleach filler episodes
Stephanie Meyer
Joe Quesada
Unnecessary movie remakes, sequels, and franchise reboots
Hannah Montana (and her one hit wonder dad)
Lady Gaga (for the most part)
Justin Bieber (but really, everyone stop making fun of her)
Michael Moore
Chris Crocker
Political correctness
Social-justice warriors aka slacktivists
Paris Hilton
Celebrities that have nonstop media coverage despite not having any actual singing or acting talent
Celebrities and regular people who give their kids weird, half-assed, unusually spelled names in an attempt to prove how hip and cool they are
Britney Spears
High School Musical
The Jonas Brothers
Idiots in general
Health food in general for that matter
Spider-Man 3
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Wars prequels...well, the first two
Green Goblin
"reality" television
Television shows about the prooooooblems of the young, bored, and rich
dA members who whine and threaten to leave the site
The new cake badges (they're a lie)
Furries, wolfaboos, sparkledogs, et cetera
Yo momma

Before you leave a comment on my homepage...

If all you're going to say is: "Thanks for the fav/watch/visit/llama :)"...

You're very welcome, now :icongtfoplz:

Thank you,
The Master Planner

No thnx 4 v fave plz by prosaix Don't thx for fav see gallery by Tusiacroft Stamp: Do not beg for points by Silver-MoonNight


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Cloudpow Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Just a reminder, :icondaknitters:. :)
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Artisan Crafter
So sorry for not keeping up, as I was recently involved in a car accident that resulted in several broken bones (so no crocheting for a while :saddummy:)

What do you need me to help with?
Cloudpow Featured By Owner 1 day ago
I'm so sorry to hear about your accident. :iconcomfortplz:

Please check the admin forums. :)
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Artisan Crafter
I voted in the contest and made some suggestions for the next one. I didn't see any submissions that needed to be voted in or out. :B
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Chiminix Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
What's a South Park Republican?
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Artisan Crafter
ExtraEspresso Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Student
peter capaldi is 90 and gross this is true can confirm
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
you shut your whore mouth
JZLobo Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So when should we expect a plushie Rocket from you?
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Don't hold your breath, my hands are all scraped and bruised up. =P
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